They?re already billing this game as Good vs. Evil (the good being Tim Tebow, the evil being Bill Belichick), so why not take it a step further and get witches involved? A witches coven in Salem, Mass., gathered to cast spells to help Tom Brady and the Patriots in Saturday?s game with the Broncos, and neutralize the Sports Illustrated cover jinx. The witches felt that with Jesus on Tebow?s side, they needed to level the playing field. Hey, it worked for Charlie Sheen.
?Tebow is praying to the Gods, and we, the Witches of Salem will pray for the entire New England Patriots team and raise the energy in their honor to maximize an outstanding ,? Salem Witch Lorelei said.
The 10-minute ceremony at Crow Haven Corner, Salem?s first witch shop, was held at noon ET today ? Friday the 13th, natch ? and included an altar with a Brady puppet and mojo bags filled with herbs and stones for every Patriots player.
Lorelei said she will Tebow and chant the following: ?Tom Brady will see what he needs to see, be where he needs to be and will take the Patriots to another victory.?
?You know, when we had our spiritual intervention for Charlie Sheen last year, we had a hard time getting all the girls (fellow witches) to come,? laughed Lorelei. ?But when we told them this Circle was for Tom Brady, oh, everybody will be there!?
Meanwhile, Wes Welker is simply going with a Rally Mustache.
Note: Photo is not of Salem Witches.
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Witches brew a win for Tim Brady [Boston Herald]
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